Historically, lollipops have been used in posters, porn, and pictures of sexiness, probably. It is generally accepted that lollipops are sexy.
Commercials would like us to believe that people who chew gum and buy mints have irresistibly fresh breath and that the world will rush to make out with them. Here is an example:
Now, imagine the profit that could be made by COMBINING THE TWO. You would look sexy and simultaneously be freshening your breath. You're preparing to make out while attracting the person you want to make out with.
They would sell like hot cakes. They could be marketed as instant sex appeal for girls and fruity guys. And they would taste fantastic
The only problem with this invention is that it would make every girl in the world irresistibly sexy, so everyone would do it more and STDs would spread faster and the birth-rate would increase and this already overpopulated world would overflow with people.
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